An Open Letter to Ann M. Martin: Jezebel
Dear Ms. Martin,
It has come to my attention that you recently admitted that you have no “strong feelings” about my future. Well thank effing Christmas crackers, because you didn’t do me any favors in the past!
For years I’ve waited for the opportunity to give you a piece of my mind, but I had to go through a decade of intensive therapy before I could even get my mind together enough to figure out what I was going to say. Do you have ANY idea what my childhood was like? Oh wait! Of course you do! YOU CREATED IT!